There are three kinds of people: Dicks, Pussies and Assholes....
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything...
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didnt you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
LOL
Showing posts with label QUOTES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label QUOTES. Show all posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Quote of The Week
"You are not a person in and of yourself you are a collection of ideas stolen from someone else"
Friday, January 28, 2011
Quote of The Week
"In terms of spirituality, even demolition is reconstruction..."
I heard this quote, passing through the halls on my very first day of college. Two men were having a conversation and I just happen to hear this part idk what the conversation was about but these words have stuck with me since then and I'm a senior now.... All i remember thinking was wow that was deep! (lol) Then me and my friends began a brief discussion contemplating its meaning.... when words like this stick with you for so long that has to be a sign or something right?
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Hello Old Friend
Its been awhile since I last posted anything I was planning on dropping off 2 things but I cant seem to remember the other one sooooo Im just dropping the quote of the week for now....
"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you..."
"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you..."
-Winne The Pooh (lol)
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
They're BACCCKK: Quote of The Week
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
- Erma Bombeck
Monday, November 23, 2009
Quote of the week
"the key to change...is to let go of fear"
~Rosanne Cash
Its's time for a change...
~Rosanne Cash
Its's time for a change...
Monday, November 9, 2009
Quote Of The Week
"What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists...and it becomes available only when you are in that state of mind in which you know exactly what you want...and are fully determined not to quit until you get it."
~Alexander Graham Bell
~Alexander Graham Bell
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Quote of the Week
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.
- Charles R. Swindoll
- Charles R. Swindoll
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Quote of The Week
"The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress"
-Joseph Joubert
-Joseph Joubert
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"NOBODY CAN GO BACK AND START A NEW BEGINNING, BUT ANYONE CAN START TODAY AND MAKE A NEW ENDING"
- Maria Robinson
- Maria Robinson
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Quote Of The Week
"IF YOU EVER WANTED TO EVER BE ANYTHING THERE'LL ALWAYS BE SOMEBODY THAT'LL SHOOT DOWN ANY DREAM, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE HATERS THATS THE WAY IT IS, HATER NIGGAS MARRY HATER BITCHES AND HAVE HATER KIDS..."
--Kanye West
--Kanye West
Saturday, July 18, 2009
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
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